FAVOURITE DOCTOR WHO EPISODES - 1x13 - The Parting of the Ways
Ahh I loved this one!!!!!!!! #whovianforlife
A man is sitting next to a blonde on a bus. Thinking of a way to make money he proposes a game.
Man: Hi, do you want to play a game
Girl: No thank you.
Man: Can I explain first.
Girl: Knock yourself out.
Man: Okay, so the game works like this. You ask a question, and if I get it wrong, I pay you $5 dollars. If I get it right, you pay me $5 dollars. Then I ask a question, If you get it wrong, you pay me $5, but if you get it right I’ll pay you $500 dollars. Do you want to play?
Girl: Sure. You can start.
Man: Okay. Who was the 34th President?
Girl: I don’t know
So she hands him five dollars
Girl: What is the scientific name for the bird native to England that is red, white, brown, and yellow.
Man: I don’t know.
He gives her $500.
Girl: This is my stop
The girl stands up.
Man: Before you go what was the answer.
The girl hands him $5 and leaves.
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Can you imagine looking behind you in line and seeing David Tennant judging you?
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teddyboyjohnnyboywithwhitepants:
what are you even dOING OMFG
Still reblogging this
OMFGGG
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Harry, the boy who seemed dead lost in class.
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